Five mums have directed a porn film they would be happy for their kids to watch as part of a new Channel 4 show. In Mums Make Porn, the women, who have teenage kids, create their own sex video after being horrified by the hardcore porn available online for free. I just thought all of a sudden that I was going to throw up. Another mum, Sarah, was so upset and disgusted by what was available online she quit the television program.
The mums worked with industry experts and were given all the tools they needed to make the movie. They had complete control — from writing and casting to directing and editing their mum-approved pornographic film. Stats commissioned by the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children suggest the majority of children have been exposed to pornography by their early teens. A quasi-sequel or retelling of the sexploitation classic The Beast And there are lots of light saber fights and laser battles, because Star Wars.
As we explained back in , " The Beast In Space has the laser gun fights and fake light sabre fights with guys in silver jumpsuits, the Han Solo-knockoff, and a robot that rules the planet Longion by keeping everybody in a mind-controlled haze of non-stop sex, in which they never age. This one takes place in a future where everybody lives for pleasure — but one man isn't happy and wants to find true love as well.
An alien comes to Earth — yes, again — and this time, she's on a mission to cure men of impotence that was caused by evil aliens in the s. The good news? The benevolent alien visitor, known as Ultra Flesh, is played by legendary porn star Seka. Seka calls together the U. President and the Russian and Chinese leaders, for an international orgy in which she turns them into "fleshette lovers. But it turns out that the tiny man who's been pleasuring the President's wife under the table is actually one of the evil aliens.
Eventually, Seka has some kind of sex duel with Jamie Gillis, who's an alien with an ice penis. It's a bit confusing. A French movie about a science fiction writer who's searching for the ultimate sexual dynamo. He hooks up with a couple of flesh-and-blood women, including his wife, before deciding to build his own perfect woman, a blonde "sex machine" named Kim, who's up for any perversion he can dream up.
It's all fun and games, until she cheats on him with the mailman. And then there's this film, which is justly famous and revered — there's been a nuclear holocaust, and most of the population, dubbed "sex negatives," is unable to have sex.
A few people who can are referred to as "sex positives," and they are forced to perform in bizarre and surreal ways for the amusement of the rest of the population. The maker of Emmanuelle , Just Jaeckin, finally went all the way off the rails with this one. It's actually hard to summarize — but basically it's a Raiders of the Lost Ark riff which turns into an exploration of an underground city ruled by women.
Full of strange steampunk machines and lots and lots of gratuitous nudity and G-strings. Some of the steampunk machines have naked women popping in and out of them for no reason. Watch another clip and learn more here. Why did it take eight years for a straight-up porno spoof of Star Wars to appear?
There were plenty before this, of course, but this was the most blatant. In any case, Princess Layme ha ha, you're killing me seeks help to rescue her sister, Princess Orgasma humor levels escalating from Lord Balthazar, who's basically Darth Vader but they couldn't think of a riff on Darth Vader that was as witty as Princess Layme and Princess Orgasma. They did manage to name the R2D2 robot analogue 4Q. When the robots rise up to kill us all, they'll probably cite this film as one of the inciting incidents.
The poster pretty much tells the whole story. Amber is hired as a maid at the house of an inventor, who has just created a brand new robot named Woody. And you can pretty much guess what happens next, I'd imagine. Directed by none other than porn legend Ron Jeremy! So you know it's got to be something special. The tagline reads: "After a million years in space Three is actually a large bald man with his skin painted green, wearing an orange jumpsuit — he bears pretty much no resemblance to Spielberg's famous wrinkly-headed alien.
Although if you want to watch actual E. On the planet Zitcom yes, really sexuality is forbidden by the evil Queen Vixanna. But one alien woman flees to come to Earth, land of unbridled sexuality. Also, Ron Jeremy is a ruler of a different alien planet, where ordinary people are turned into porn stars by contact with special androids and dildos — and he sends his androids and dildos to Earth to turn the people of Earth into porn stars, too.
It's a bit unclear, actually — I'm cobbling together a couple different synopses of this one. The poster is pretty hypnotic to look at, though. Oh, and the tagline is, "Contact is made. There's basically nothing I can tell you about this one that you can't glean from the box art at left. Yes, it's an X-rated spoof of Ghostbusters. And the tagline is "I ain't afraid of no ho! And there is something about "sextoplasm. A classic Japanese "pink film" about a woman who travels forward in time 15 years and has lots of strange sexual adventures in the year Here's one scene where she finds herself being wheeled along on a gurney, naked, on top of a total stranger.
And he has a cute kitten! Also, at one point in the film, a man has an utterly adorable maneki neko tattoo covering his back. Internet Archive's 25th Anniversary Logo. Search icon An illustration of a magnifying glass. User icon An illustration of a person's head and chest. Sign up Log in. Web icon An illustration of a computer application window Wayback Machine Texts icon An illustration of an open book.
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